Saddened many an Arkham fool.
The end of the Hatter arose from a matter
When he’d kidnapped Alice from school;
But it was not she who did the deed,
For Batman broke his only rule.
Batman saved dear Alice from the Hatter’s
But in doing such, he sentenced Tetch
To eternity in Hell.
When Alice was revived, amazed she’d survived
From this dastardly encounter,
She ran a sharp knife Into the scalp
Of the now deceased Mad Hatter.
The Commissioner assured the Caped Crusader
That wrong had been made right.
After all, a similar fall
Had given Gotham a fright
As the credits rolled and the end bells tolled
For 2008’s The Dark Knight.