'Happy Boxing Day,'
I said before getting punched.
Boxing Day is just one December holiday I don't celebrate. I write about the holidays I do observe, but not the ones I'm not really familiar with. Aside from this haiku on Boxing Day, I've also written about Christmas, New Year's Eve, and, I think, Winter Solstice, but I've never written about Hannukah, Kwanzaa, or Festivus. I'll have to change that. I think I'll keep my brain receptors open in case the muses hit me up with a Kwanzaa or Hannukah story idea...